It's been time to upgrade your personal grooming routine for quite awhile now. Click on to find out where to shop the best of the best in hand soaps, beard balms, and more.
Black Licorice Hand Soap at Blackbird
Guys with hands that smell like black licorice get (senior citizen) girls. Or, slather some on and hop on over to this real life black licorice festival that Blackbird hosts, and you might find someone more your speed.
Siskiyou Backpacker's Cologne at Juniper Ridge
Mmmm, nothing like a straight shot of Nature every morning before you head out to face the concrete jungle. You know it's authentic when one of the listed ingredients is "tree pitch."
Kontex Towel Company Flax Line Organic Face Towels at Barber & Supply
These towels, created on a traditional weaving machine, are so soft that it's like wiping your face with a baby every morning. That's not actually specified, but what else can "unusually soft" feel like.
Wild Watermint Gin Shave Cream at Blind Barber
I don't know what 'Wild Watermint Gin' smells like, but it's gotta be better than the Arctic Chill Barbasol sitting in your bathroom.
Beard Balm at Crown Shaving Co.
When you're finally ready to get rid of the small animal nesting on your face, soften up your hairs prior to applying shave cream with this beard balm.
Men's Body Soap - Oak Moss at LAFCO
If you haven't learned yet, when it comes to personal perfumes, lone mountaineer is really the only way to go. This oak moss scent also has hints of ("great") leaves and freshly mown hay to perfect the countryside ideal.
Bougie Apothicaire Bourbon Vanille at Voo Store
Only a real man's candle comes in a burnt steel jar with hand-poured vegetal wax. Bath & Body's got nothing on this.
Remedy Lavender Mint at Storm
We're helping you out by pointing you towards this next level laundry detergent, because only plebs still use Downy.
Portuguese Toothpaste at Labour and Wait
Own a piece of history with this 'Couto' toothpaste that redefined oral hygiene habits in Portugal.
Bone Toothbrush at Labour and Wait
So, wooden toothbrushes aren't good enough for your mouth? Go for bone. Don't worry about which bone, they don't specify. Probably for good reason.
Hera Homme Protection Essence BB Cream at Amazon
It's not a foundation, regardless of the fact that it looks exactly like a foundation. This is for men only, shipped straight from Korea to you just so you can finally stop dipping into your girlfriend's (or mom's) makeup to cover that occasional acne flare up. Everyone's crossed that line at least once.